Cinebook Ltd Newsletter 88 – April 2015

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Dear Reader,
As April draws to a close, many of us look forward to the summer and the holidays. Sun, warmth, exotic places… But hey, why wait? We have all the exoticism you want in four action-packed titles!
Starting with the third volume of Kenya where, under the African sun, things are only getting weirder for Kathy Austin and her various friends and foes. Hallucinations, vanishing artefacts, prehistoric monsters… The British agent has her work cut out for her!
Thorgal takes us to a strange, isolated island for his new adventure. On top, idyllic life among the grapevines and the olive trees. Underneath, endless nightmare of cobwebs and skittering legs. And somewhere in there, Wolfcub, separated from her father…
For Spirou and Fantasio, it’s already the holidays! They’re out in the Pacific, sailing around Polynesia, away from the hustle and bustle of the world. When a storm hits, though, they’re forced to take refuge in an out-of-the-way lagoon, where they find a castaway – an old ‘friend’ of theirs!
Finally, because exoticism isn’t just about the sun, let’s head north with Lucky Luke, towards the chillier climate of Quebec, The Beautiful Province. The lonesome cowboy travels there for his horse’s sake, but it doesn’t take long before he’s up to his neck in some coyote’s nefarious scheme – and also in poutine…
We’re also very proud to announce that in two months, we’ll have sold a smashing 20,000 copies of our first Lucky Luke volume, Billy the Kid. That’s quite a number, and it’s all thanks to your support – you’re awesome!
April with ‘Cinebook Airlines’: travel in style!

After reporting to London, Kathy Austin returns to Kenya to continue her investigation. In the palace of Count Di Broglie, the young English woman finally meets the last survivors of the Remington expedition, but they lack material proof to support their stories… Read more

While taking part in a rodeo in Wisconsin, Lucky Luke and Jolly Jumper meet Mario Bombardier, a Quebecois cowboy, and his mare the beautiful Province. It’s love at first sight for the two horses, and after the inevitable separation, Jolly Jumper can’t stop moping… Read more

An old seaplane skims the waves over the Pacific. Onboard are Vito Cortizone, former Don of the New York Mafia forced into early retirement by Spirou and Fantasio; Von Schnabbel, unscrupulous pilot; and a mysterious cargo supposed to turn Cortizone’s fortunes around… Read more

Thorgal, his family and their friends Darek and Lehla have left their island to sail south and look for a safer place to live. After a storm scatters them, Thorgal and WolfCub’s boat flounders on reefs at the foot of a strange, mist-covered cliff… Read more

North-American readers, to locate a comic book shop near you that stocks or can order these titles and many more, us this handy Read more

Or, if you’re a retailer yourself, please go to: Read more

Cartoonist Club of Great-Britain – Simon Chadwick

Comic Bits Online – Terry Hooper

Forbidden Planet – Richard Bruton

Now Read This! – Win Wiacek

 

Zenith Phase III…and More

To prove the point I made about Comic Geek Chic. 

I was watching a You Tube video about a “great comic haul” and the young woman (who seemed to know nothing about comics pre-2005) apologised for not having her “Chicster” spectacles “I dropped them, you know, right onto concrete and the glass broke. Lucky they are only fashion not vision required”.

“Not vision required”? I was almost wondering but then I was told that “fake geek glasses are good earners if you sell them” and the same fellow, who works in comic distribution in the US, told me that some stores buy them in just for “the fake geeks”!

He was not joking:http://products.www.claires.co.uk/search#w=geek%20glasses

The internet is full of these sites for “Geek style glasses”.

See? Comics and geeks is a “fashion”. 

Anyway, I was reading a trade hardback on the bus and this man, in his thirties, sees this “Oh, I’m into comics.  Like my friends.  Did you know they were making a comic of the Hulk after the movie success?” 

If I shat a concrete 1000 kg turd I’d be less surprised.

“See, it’s one of those things the English never get credit for” Okay, I was wetting myself with curiosity.  “Sorry?”…here it comes. “Before Alan Moore created the Watchmen there weren’t that many comics and his work heavily influenced cinema”

I twisted my spine trying not to break my promise never to kill again.  There was more crap and a puzzled look: “Don’t you use gloves when you read your comics?”  My response was going to be: “I only wear gloves if I’m going to make love” but I bit my tongue.  Really badly, too.

When he told me that he and his friends had been “into the whole comics culture for a couple years now” I just could not believe it.  I never killed him.  No attempt to strangle, break a limb, poke and eye…I think I’m getting old.

But it did resist saying: “I’ve been reading comics almost fifty years” because, like, well, you know, Alan Moore only invented comics in the 1980s.

So what book was I reading?  Zenith Phase Three which I have to say was the best of the Zenith series.  Phase One and Two built up the character so that when it got to this story he was in his prime.

Now there is a CBO rule that I DO NOT break and that is: if I buy it I don’t review it.  People want their books reviewed and for huge -I mean huge– numbers of people then they send me a copy.  hmm…”huge” just reminded me that I need to get my gloves out later.

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Anyhow, everyone talks about how The Watchmen “like revolutionised comics” and in a way it did.  As a series, yes, geek chic-sters, before it was a Trade (not a graphic novel) it was a 12 issue series and that was selling out fast in shops.  In Forever People in Park street, it was a fight to get in and get your copy before they sold out because, as I was told to my face, if one of the big money (but NEVER reads) comic investors came in they got the book first.  Ditto with Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns.

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If you look at Watchmen then, today, it does not seem great but at the time it was quite violent, had sex in it and a good old style sci fi twist-in-the-end which really was better than the movie’s ending.  Yes, there were scenes that were taken from European movies and some of the ideas were also comic book standard but it was a cracking read (and, yes, I ignored that bloody pointless “there-to-be-arty” pirate story, Black Freighter!

And, if you were a Charlton Comics fan then you could guess which character was supposed to be Blue Beetle, Thunderbolt, etc.  If you weren’t then those great fanzines gave you all the “skinny” –Arkensword (later Ark), Eat The Magic Batzine, etc..

I’m sure that Moore loved the pay cheque and the ego-boosting.  And I know people keep saying “he’s ripped off this or that” but there are only so many story-lines/plots in any comics genre and it is how you write YOUR story -the twist you put on it or how the artistic team presents it and Dave Gibbons and John Higgins (colourist) did a fantastic job.   Comics are a vizual medium and if Watchmen was Moore’s overly detailed script/notes would it have been as popular or been made into a film?  No.

But The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen have their places in comics history because they showed what a good creative team could do with comics as a medium.  Sadly, everyone after that began what they saw as “The next Watchmen” or “The next The Dark Knight Returns” which was, being honest, such a bore and did not help the industry.

Hey, it made money but then the “Big Two” lost all integrity when they found out you really could milk the fans for every cent by having one comic book universe crisis after another. 

First Marvel with Secret Wars….

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Then DC with Crisis On Infinite Earths…
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2000 AD had become the UK comic (and much talent was poached by DC from this) and in August, 1987, there appeared in its pages a new hero –Zenith.  Written by Grant Morrison the art by Steve Yeowell worked well with the story concept.  It very much had the feeling of an Indie comic.  Black and white was used to excellent effect.

I have so many sources with Morrison interviews but let’s see what that fountain of all human knowledge, Wikipedia, has to say about it:

“Grant Morrison had been thinking along the lines of Zenith since 1982, but “[t]he original version had a more traditional superhero costume and was a little grimmer in tone,” and the final concept came together as “… a reaction against torment superheroes.” Despite liking both Dark Knight and Watchmen, he felt that “… both books felt pompous and concept albumy to me as a young man in the ’80s.”

Now if that was not a pompous statement  in itself then I have no idea what is!

Brendan McCarthy provided the original designs though he never drew any of the strips.  Morrison is no fan of Zenith Phase I but modestly says of  Phase III: “I think it is one of the greatest superhero crossover events ever.”

 Well, when I saw this book on the shelf I grabbed it.  Over the years there was much arguing about who owned Zenith. In 2007 Morrison stated: “Morrison said, “Fleetway have no paperwork to confirm their ownership of Zenith, so I’m currently involved in legal proceedings to clear things up.”

In fact, no one ever signed a contract for Amalgamated Press/Fleetway/IPC/Maxwell Pergamon Publishing/Fleetway/Egmont. The company and titles were sold off so many times and in none of those sales was any creator ever mentioned or consulted.  You did your work, got your pay cheque and that was it.

I have written enough about UK comics copyright so I’m ignoring it here!

But Morrison owned the characters/story and Yeowell the art. It is that simple.

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Moore could well have written a Zenith style Phase III strip but the Yankee dollar beckoned and writing was his career and as such you go where the money is.  We all have the pay bills and eat.

But how does this parallel Earths cross-over read today, decades on?  Well.  Seriously, the characters work well, there are those 1980s references as well as characters we were all familiar with as kids “but with their names changed to protect from legal action” as one Fleetway editor put it.  Of course some, such as Robot Archie and The Black Archer keep their names.

Having had to read the strips in their original not good quality printing in 2000 AD for years and the newsprint paper becoming far more delicate over time, I thought going to the box, getting all the relevant issues together and reading them would be the only way to enjoy the series.  But this book…lovely cover and production and superb quality black and white printing it is 112 pages of lovely, lovely art.

“One of the greatest superhero crossover events ever”?  Yes, I think it is up there and if I had a choice of Zenith Phase III or Watchmen to read I would certainly go for Zenith.

I have not read Phase I nor Phase II because at £20 they’ll have to wait -unless the publisher wants to send copies along for review?

Always worth a try.

I know there are people who absolutely hate The Dark Knight Returns and those who feel the same about Watchmen.  And I am quite sure the same may apply to Zenith Phase III.  But each is a landmark in its own right and in the UK we had never had a big cross-over event like this.  Yes, the Spider had met Robot Archie.  Captain Hurricane had met The Steel Commando but Zenith was unique.

For feck’s sake -I paid £20 for this and that makes in good.

Karen Rubins -Magical Rivers of London

 

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http://karenrubins.com/ai1ec_event/magical-rivers-of-london-family-day/ 

 Seriously, if it gets kids drawing then it cannot be wrong!

Karen Rubins: “I will be running a Rivers of London themed comics workshop for ages 9 – 12 at the Magical Rivers of London Family Day!

If the museum had a “Spirit of a Place” what would he or she be like? Design a character and make your own comic strip based on their adventures.”

Part of CityRead London

Family Day

When:
2 May, 2015 @ 2:00 pm – 3:30 pm

Where:
Museum of London Docklands
No.1 Warehouse
West India Dock Road
E14 4AL
Cost:
Free
Contact:
 
Children’s Workshops Drawing
Magical Rivers of London Family Day @ Museum of London Docklands

Everything You Need To Be Comic Book Geek Chic

I have a lot of patience.  It took from 1977-2010 to finally close a case file (you can read about this sort of thing in any of my books and you KNOW where my online store is!).  So,two years ago when being Comic Book Geek Chic became the “in thing” I subscribed to twenty You Tube channels by the “new evangelicals” as I like to call them.

I was already subscribed to five old time comic fan channels.

How many of those twenty are still “huge comic fans” and have channels?  None.  Seriously, one started gradually collecting vinyl records and then his mid-life crisis introduced him to motorcycles.  Each one he was very evangelical about.  Others just vanished.

The old timers -Captainstrangelife, hippycollectables, Kostenbraunstar et al -still going strong. Nothing “chic” about them and you can find links to their channnels on the Blog list.

Now we have more newbies -all videoing their “Hump-day hauls” -and I’ll explain.  I kept hearing “today is “hump day” and I assumed that it was the only day of the week these people were allowed to have sex (“hump”).  In fact “hump day” is a moronic way of saying “It’s Wednesday -we are on our way to the weekend” -whoopee.  “Hump day” is also when comics hit the shops so there are LOTS of “my hump day comic haul” videos on You Tube -all by more newbies.

Oh!  They have also picked up on comickers who have shown their comic purchases while parked in their cars and on breaks.  If I hear one more newbie say “Hi. Here I am in my car–”  I’ll ****** scream.  Well, there is a steering wheel in front of you, a car interior, windows so I think even Forest Gump could tell you were in a ***** car.

Ass heads.

BUT, when you start these videos you think “Hello. What’s going on here?” Because the geek chicster puts on cotton gloves…ooh, is this going to be “one of those” videos?  No, it is so that the comics that have been hit by dust, packers fingers, store staff fingers and so on are NOT touched by any human skin because if it was it would immediately be devalued to 1 cent or burst into flame.

You’ll see these advertised for “genuine collectors”….
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Now, if you are dealing with a very rare document, say Magna carta or very rare archives -yes, even I’ve worn them then because 18th and 19th centuries newspapers are very delicate and important to preserve.  A newly printed few dollars comic book….feck off.

I love that two bloggers even wore face masks to prevent breath getting on comics.  Look, from the moment the comics -or anything- is printed/made it is decaying.  That includes human beings.  So, gloves and face masks just put a big neon sign over your head reading “arschloch”!

Bags, well, yes, you want to stop accidental spillages onto books or kids or even (bad memory flash-back here) gerbils from ruining your comics okay. 

I’ve been berated a few times that I do not bag and board all my comics. Firstly, **** off.  It’s none of your concern.  Then I get “Oh, so you do bag some comics just not the reading copies” -NO NO NO NO NO NO. I do not have 2, 4, 6 or even 10 copies of a certain comic in various “grades” but one grubby one to read.  I have ONE copy. Yes, I have comics and I read them.  Some very old ones or ones I read a lot I do bag especially since dust and mold can be a problem.  But I do not go out buying Mylar bags -if I do buy any they are bog standard comic bags….

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But I tend to use plastic document sleeves -you know the 50 for £1 that are supposed to go into ring binder folders.  And, no, I do not back board unless its a rare, flimsy comic.

And they hunted down the Nazis and left me alone -terrible, isn’t it?

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And I do not go out and buy archive sheets that go into comics to absorb any moisture and thus prevent rot.

Think about it.  Newsprint paper in a PLASTIC bag and a sheet to absorb moisture.  Plastic bags “sweat” ever so minutely but you have a sheet that ABSORBS moisture IN your comic.

Here is something you need to consider.  NOTHING will stop your comic from rotting. I’m not even going to go into why your comic collection is NOT going to make you rich -just search this blog or You Tube. But, and I am sorry to bring this up, how long do you think you are going to live -70, 80 years? You die and your books will either be dumped, burnt or sold off.

You are being ripped off for every penny.

Now, one final point, and it does cement the theory I have written so much about.  Up until TVs The Big Bang Theory, geeks were looked down on.  The TV show made them look “cool” so out came the fake spectacles to look “geeky” and as the TV show mentioned comics more so the morons thought it cool. So Comic Geek Chic was born.  Now, in that TV show the character Sheldon Cooper kept boxes of disposable cotton gloves to wear while reading comics.  Up until that time, as I mention, I had only ever seen rare document archivists wear gloves but never comickers.

But people saw there was money to be made so to the bags, boards and double thickness storage boxes (I picked up 20 for £20 that are the same size as archive boxes and REALLY tough -you will not get a comic storage box from a store or online supplier for that money!) came the cotton gloves and face masks.

All of this marks you out as being a dupe, trying to look cool and with money to waste.

It Was Back In The Day….but I’ve no idea which day…

 Here we go again.  “Back in the day”, Amazing Heroes was the comics news publication from the United States.  And a lot -a lot– of creators tried to get a mention in it.  I never had to try -I think I was mentioned in three issues.

Once again I hear that…well, more BS from morons who I can only assume are jealous.  But I can only respond with this:

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Anyway, in Amazing Heroes #179, May, 1990, Hal Hargit wrote in his Small Press World section, under The UK Invasion Part One, about a certain bearded human dynamo.

As I like to always show certain people up as total arses I am including the piece here.  Oddly, the, uh, “comic personality” spreading the muck was never once mentioned in Amazing Heroes. Ever.

Did you hear that bitch-slap?

Les Super-Héros à la Française !

I REALLY have to try to get a copy of this!

Bonjour !
A la une de ce numéro de mai, les Super-Héros à la française !


Une riche enquête signée Philippe Peter. 


Au sommaire également : Jano, Edith, Mathieu Sapin, Dominique Rousseau (Vasco), Carole Martinez, Patrick Marty, des travaux inédits d’Albert Uderzo pour l’armée de l’air, les studios Aardman… et l’histoire de Zig & Puce.


Vous découvrirez aussi que François Morel est un passionné de BD et de belles images.
Sans oublier nos actualités, critiques, intégrales et notre sélection jeunesse !


Bonne lecture à tous !

It Was A Cosmic Fulcrum……..

It was “back in the day” (about 1989/1990?) and I was visiting the Fleetway-Egmont offices regularly if not to take in scripts for Revolver then to pitch ideas.

I have already posted on The Ultimate Game and mentioned its predecessor, The Cosmic Fulcrum. Blogger has managed to delete most of the images (AGAIN!) but you can find it here:

http://hoopercomicart.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/the-ultimate-game-and-return-of-gods.html

Now this all became Return Of The Gods: Twilight Of The Super Heroes.  And I had lost all the pages to the Cosmic Fulcrum….or so I thought.  I’ll explain.

I had only photocopies of Fulcrum, drawn originally by Dean Willetts whose black and white art I posted samples of a couple days back. LOVELY  art but, though I never got excited since I knew what companies were like, Fleetway-Egmont expressed interest.  I had spoken to the Revolver editor and had a rather heated few words about WHY I was very unhappy that “Igor thinks this series title is so great he wants to use it so if you can re-name the series—” and on my way out bumped into another editor and we got talking.

Apparently, Egmont, owning Fleetway, were looking for something new.  I arranged to call back the following week having pitched The Cosmic Fulcrum.  Next week I turned up with the pages -black and white and the hurriedly coloured pages.  I was told it all looked good but he’d need to show it all to the boss.  So, he took everything and was going to copy it all and hand it back on my next visit (a third trip to London in a week -eugh!).

So, I turn up at the offices and the man “isn’t here any more” -this happened a lot back then for no reason. But the young lady handed me my folders back and had been instructed to tell me “no thank you”.

I got home not very happy.  A week later I needed to make more copies but the black and white pages were gone -someone had accidentally put various financial documents in the folder.  And some colour pages were missing while others had been hole-punched!  I return the financial papers but I never got the art returned.  After six months I gave up.

There are differences here compared to Return in which RIM (Robotic Infantry Man) and Femme Avenger and Justice (being watched by the trilby wearing shadow) never got to Neo Olympus.

Here is what I found in a folder at the bottom of a box -inked using Windsor & Newtons.  I’ve not tidied them up but this is comics history….somewhere!

If You Are In Germany (Sorry) Hundreds Of German Cinemas Boycotting Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Of course Disney are going t6o squeeze every cent out of something that is popular.  It is what they do. A furry turd gets attention then Disney will sell it at an over the top price.

Just as you are guaranteed that soon Star Wars and the Marvel Universe are going to cross over.  My gods, the Disney executives must be wetting their pants over that.  Why are Marvel Disney comics more and more sci fi based…..?

Hundreds Of German Cinemas Boycotting Avengers: Age Of Ultron
The heroes of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ won’t be assembling at a number of German theatres.
Theatres in 193 small towns in Germany are refusing to screen the Marvel blockbuster, citing Disney’s raised rental fee for the film, according to German publication Deutsche Welle. 
In total, the film is being kept from 686 screens.
      
Cinema owners told DW that they were taken aback when Disney announced it was upping the fee from 47.7 to 53 percent of ticket sales.
                                                                                               
Additionally, Disney is cutting its advertising spend and will not provide advances for 3D glasses. 
“We are worried, particularly about eastern Germany,” Karl-Heinz Meier, spokesman for advocacy group I.G. Nord, told DW. 
“When prices go up, then we have a serious problem that could force movie theatres to close.”
A Disney rep issued a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, saying that the studio wouldn’t address the situation. “We don’t discuss the negotiations that we are engaged in with our partners in exhibition,” the statement reads.
The Joss Whedon-directed film, which stars Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans, opened April 23 in Germany. 
It got off to a big start at the international box office this weekend with a $201.2 million haul, including $9.3 million from the German box office, and hits U.S. theatres on May 1.
Image credit: Disney
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