Comica -Tickets Running Low!!

The Comiket Fall poster with a Blue Bear behind reminds us of the Autumn Chill!

COMICA FESTIVAL PR : THE CRUMBS ARE COMING TO LONDON!
Crumbs! Announcing this year’s stunning line-up for Comica Festival 2012, the 9th London International Comics Festival, spreading across the month of November and across assorted venues all over the capital. And it doesn’t get much classier than welcoming Aline and Robert Crumb to make their only public appearance in the  UK exclusively at Comica. The Crumbs are over here to launch their collected autobiographical comics in an essential hardcover compendium Drawn Together, published in the UK by Knockabout Comics. 
The venue, date and time for your diaries are:
Foyles Bookshop, 113-119 Charing Cross Road, London WC2 on Saturday November 3rd at 6.30pm. 
More than half of the tickets have already sold. To book, you simply have to sign up right now for the Comica Newsletter at www.comicafestival.com (top of right-hand column) and you’ll be send the next mailing with the secret URL. Please note that Robert Crumb is not expected to sign, and Aline may be signing but only copies of Drawn Together. Tickets include a complimentary drink.
Other guests at Comica Festival 2012 include Alison Bechdel, Bryan Talbot, Kevin O’Neill, Joann Sfar, Oliver Frey, Posy Simmonds, Line Hoven and many more!
Many thanks for spreading this news.
The whole programme is online and being updated here: 
For more info, please get back to paul@paulgravett.com

I Went To Forbidden Planet For Comics and I’ve Regretted It Ever Since!

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I had a choice made for me when I popped into Forbidden Planet yesterday to pick up my standing order.  Captain America –“Final Issue”  Fantastic Four –“Final issue” –I looked at the manager: “Seriously? Cancelled?” Then he explained the “Now Marvel” mess.

Captain America, as well as other Marvel titles, will be “Re-booted. Well, not really a re-boot” –basically, they’ll be re-numbered starting with…can you guess? Yes –they’ll all get new First issues!!  With Captain America this has already become a joke as he has actually surpassed Hawkman for the record number of first issues.  But whereas Hawkman earned this title over 40 odd years Captain America has achieved it in only a few short years!

The free Now Marvel book showed me what I would be in for. And the most pointless follow-on being Red She-Hulk.  Oh for f….

So, I am using the mess that is about to come by jumping ship. My standing order will now be miniscule!

Oh, and despite Tom Brevoort and others pooping on Stan Lee, Roy Thomas and Jim Shooter’s past achievements –as well as those of many others with the snorted “the characterisation and writing wasn’t that sophisticated back then” it was not until the 1990s that Marvel started producing piles of crap.  Marvel, under Stan, Roy and Jim MADE its name with stories that were breakthroughs and built on characterisation. Brevoort has probably had to many brown-nose sessions. I hate company “yes” men.

And you know those crap ideas of the past? Marvel is still stealing from them.

Now, Janet van Dyne, the Wasp, died (as did others) during the 2008 Secret Invasion storyline.  Okay, the others returned but don’t get me off topic here.  Hank Pym, one of the most maligned characters in Marvel Comics thanks to a string of hacks, became the Wasp (look, DO NOT LAUGH!) and, no, he did not drag up. He then became Eternity’s “Scientist Supreme” (you ARE laughing, aren’t you?).  Like Marvel’s much lauded “The Heroic Age” and all the plots from that, these titles vanished.

SPOILER ALERT –IF YOU HAVE NOT READ AVENGERS #31-32 SKIP NOW!

Well, latest Avengers issues sees a woman running about an alien looking marketplace, head bandaged so you’d guess she was injured?  She uses an out-of-date Avengers card to send a signal to her team.

Yes, the bandaged, unscarred woman is..Janet van Dyne!  Why the bandages? It’s not like she’s a famous actress or model we’d all point at and say “that’s—-!”  Anyway, she’s living in a microscopic universe. Remember the successful Micronauts comic based on the toys Marvel brought out? And their enemy Baron Karza?  Well, this micro universe is lorded over by …”Lord Gouzar”!

I think we can see where this is going?

Let me make one thing clear: the artwork is mainly very good. It is the plotlines and regurgitated/recycled stories that are ruining things.  Marvel have been losing a lot of readers and it’s no wonder.

As Newsarama reported in June:

“Marvel’s Unit and Dollar share both dropped, charting 37.82% Unit share and 33.77% Dollar share, down about a percentage point and about 2 percentage points respectively. DC’s rise by two percent to 38.23% Unit share only translated to a .3% gain in Dollar share from May to June 2012.”

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Which brings me to the small number of DCs I get. I am quite happy to jump off the Justice League title, though the art is good the story is just not doing it for me (or others).  I was also confused to find that a “Justice League #0” had been slipped into my books –I’ve no idea where this has come from or WHY it is a “0” since the latest Justice League is #13?!!

Earth 2: you can say what you like but Earth 2 has always been the home of the Justice Society and to say “this isn’t” is pointless. With 52 Earths the title could have been based on any of them. As the Earth 2 versions of Earth 1s Justice League this stinks. BUT only as the JSA –the story is okay-ish and the art good. I might stick with this a while longer.

This brings me to the latest issue of Atlas Comics’ Wulf.  Wulf #6 to be exact. I’ve been very disappointed by the new Atlas and the stories and art and have written many times that the one consistently good title was Wulf. No more.
This issue looks almost rushed. At one point I was wondering whether rough pencil breakdowns of pages had been used?  Faces and figures are very “off” -it was quite…bad. And it cost more than a DC or Marvel comic.  And the story came to the lamest ending that seemed more like a “quick -we need to end this in one issue!” story.

Is this the last Wulf?  Well, do not go to Atlas’ own site because you will find nothing out there.  It’s pointless visiting.  And the message board…? Ditto. If you are going to publish at least let your readers know what is going on!  So many delays and rumours that it would be nice to know IF or even WHEN issues are to appear.

VERY VERY VERY disappointed in this last (?) issue but even more so in a company whose web site is so out of date.

I’d cry if I could be bothered.

Comics: On The Rudeness of Being Polite And Offering Advice

I was going to write something else but got distracted.  The distraction? Well, I offered someone advice and got a reply that I was being rude.  I will not mention the man’s name nor that of his company –never heard of them before and I doubt I will again but if I name him (can’t remember the company name) it would be rude.

I think the more time I spend in comics the more I start thinking there are too many dim people in the business.  Today I got an email from a newish American comic company who wrote:

“We are contacting you because we follow your site or magazine or have heard that you are extremely reputable people with great sites and fan bases. It is people like you that we want reviewing our titles and posting up our trailers and new feed about our work. Our books cover a vast array genres including horror, science fiction, mystery, noir, western, zombie and many more.”

Now, there is a BIG mistake. You CHECK who you are sending a Press Release to -a quick check or google and they would have come up with Comic Bits Online or Black Tower Comics. Change the email to “your site/blog”.  Let me explain. If you want someone to get interested in your product and say that you “regularly follow” their blog, magazine or have heard about them it does a few things:

Firstly, it makes it clear its a mass send out and they have never heard of you before.

Secondly, comics journalists can be tetchy and bitchy. They really can take great exception and I know three people who set up companies and made this mistake -they suffered for it.  And, yes, I met the journalists who gave them bad write-ups and who told me: “Hey –they couldn’t be bothered checking out who I was so who cares?”

So, I wrote back:

“Hi.
Can I offer you some advice after 35 years in comics?  CHECK OUT who you are sending these emails to!
You write you are emailing: “because we follow your site or magazine or have heard that you are.. blah blah”  Well, IF you were a regular follower you would KNOW that I have run Comic Bits Online for 12 years with a daily hit rate of 20-30,000.  A lot of people working in comics news get tetchy about these things. It reads like you do not know or care and just thought “ah, send it to that one as well”!
It’s a little thing but I can tell you from experience that it can get you negative feed-back. You might think it a minor PR blunder but you have to remember a lot of comic ‘journalists’ have big egoes and get bitchy.
Okay, I’ll attach a link so that you can read the Reviews Policy –appearances at upcoming events or a new book about to appear just send a word doc PR and 2-3 jpeg images -oh, and a cover image.  CBO DOES NOT review pdfs -all explained below!
http://www.comicbitsonline.com/2009/01/05/reviews-policy-reminder/
Take Care and keep publishing!
Terry”

Anyway, within a few minutes I got:

“I thank you for your reply; one thing I’ve learned in my decade in the business is that the rudest replies always try to make it seem like they’re not.

I apologize for the email; I will remove your name from our mailing list. Thank you and good luck with all your future work.
Sent from my iPhone”

I did write back :

“Hi.
“Rudest”? You clearly do not know a thing about me. I have spent many years in comics helping people establish themselves as companies or creators.  I know THREE people who set up companies and made the same error and all three suffered because of it and as I talk and meet with a lot of comic journalists I know how they work-which is why I offered the advice.
I do not know you or your company so I’ve no idea WHY you think I’m being rude??  Being rude is quite pointless but if you want to take me off your list, okay.  I’m not sure how that would affect me,though.
Seriously, I was being polite and helpful.
Terry”

I’m not on their “list”…well, I never knew I was on it to start with and as I am in no way connected with the company I’ve nothing to lose.  I like the added “Thank you and good luck with all your future work” –the way comic companies kiss-off creators they do not want!

Seriously, offer advice and…well, you get a rude reply. I may just have “spam filtered” the emails.

If I offer advice –which I will not be doing anymore— it is based on experience. It is not being rude.

You want to get on in comics then learn the hard way because I’m not helping anyone out again.

Titan Books: Assassin’s Creed Trilogy

I’ll do something odd for a Sunday -I’ll review before showing the book details!

It will not surprise many when I admit that I do not play computer games -last thing I tried was the hand-held Space Invaders game!  I have seen the posters in games shop windows and I have seen the TV/internet adverts.  “Interesting” was my main thought but then -bleh!

Looking at these as a comicker, rather than a gamer, is therefore far easier.

Corbeyran’s scripts are spot on and deliver the twists and turns you would expect from a European comic.  The mix of contemporary and historical action flow well together.  As for Defali’s art in these books …”lovely” -I’ve run out of expressions to describe European comic art- and is seeped in detail with great action scenes as well as the more laid-back ones.

I need to mention here that one of the things that makes these books a treat is the colouring. Yet the colourist gets no cover credit. Shameful. But this seems to be an industry norm.  If you look at the art and visualise it without colour it looks great but a great colourist will make it look even better.  Raphael Hedon is colourist on the first book while vol. II and III are the work of Alexis Sentenac.

The concept is by no means original. Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse 5 (made into a film in 1972) was the story of Billy Pilgrim who became “unstuck” in time.  Comic strip-wise, of course, we have Garth who had similar problems.  The difference is in how the writer approaches the concept and Corbeyran weaves a good tale.

If you know someone into the game then this will make a great birthday or Christmas present -all three of the books released at once.  There is also an Art Of Assassin’s Creed which might also make a good addition to a birthday/Christmas gift.

As no images are available on Titan’s site and my scanner just stopped working I’ve had to look around for pages.  Here I think the art and colouring show how good these books are.


Assassin’s Creed I:Desmond
(W) Eric Corbeyran ,(A)Djilalli Defaux  (C) Raphael Hedon
Full colour
48pp
Hardback
Dimensions: 276 x 179 mm
ISBN: 9781781163405
Publication date: 30 October 2012
£8.99

This first volume of the French comic trilogy from Ubisoft, tells the story of Desmond Miles’ abduction by Abstergo and their plans to rip the blood-steeped memories of Desmond’s ancestors from his genetic code. Add to the mix the mysterious and violently terrified Subject 16 and a desperate flight from Abstergo, and this makes for a fast-paced and thrilling addition to the game’s universe.

Assassin’s Creed II: Aquilus
(W) Eric Corbeyran , (A) Djilalli Defaux  (C) Alexis Sentenac
Full colour
48pp
Hardback
Dimensions: 276 x 179 mm
Publication date: 30 October 2012
ISBN: 9781781163412
£8.99

Second volume of the comic trilogy from Ubisoft. Escaped from Abstergo with the help of Lucy, Desmond joins the Assassins in their fight against the Templars. But, betrayed by Patient 13, the Assassins leave Rome for Monterrigioni. On the way, Desmond uses the Assassins’ animus to visit the memories of his ancester Aquilus, a Roman citizen fighting those who would become the Templars.

Assassin’s Creed III: Accipiter
(W)  Eric Corbeyran , (A) Djilalli Defaux  (C) Alexis Sentenac
Full colour
48pp
hardback
Dimensions: 276 x 179 mm
ISBN: 9781781163429
Publication date: 30 October 2012

£8.99

Following on from Desmond’s previous foray into his ancestral assassin-past, Aquilus desperately strives to avenge his father’s murder. His thirst for revenge leads him to Rome, and sets him on a quest for the mystical Ankh as the savage Barbarian tribes, led by the deadly Assassin Accipiter, prepare to descend upon Lugdunum. Desmond, meanwhile, must also fight stay alive in the present day.

COMICA FESTIVAL : THE CRUMBS ARE COMING TO LONDON!

The Comiket Fall poster with a Blue Bear behind reminds us of the Autumn Chill!


Crumbs! Announcing this year’s stunning line-up for Comica Festival 2012, the 9th London International Comics Festival, spreading across the month of November and across assorted venues all over the capital. And it doesn’t get much classier than welcoming Aline and Robert Crumb to make their only public appearance in the  UK exclusively at Comica. The Crumbs are over here to launch their collected autobiographical comics in an essential hardcover compendium Drawn Together, published in the UK by Knockabout Comics. 
The venue, date and time for your diaries are:
Foyles Bookshop, 113-119 Charing Cross Road, London WC2 on Saturday November 3rd at 6.30pm. 
More than half of the tickets have already sold. To book, you simply have to sign up right now for the Comica Newsletter at www.comicafestival.com (top of right-hand column) and you’ll be send the next mailing with the secret URL. Please note that Robert Crumb is not expected to sign, and Aline may be signing but only copies of Drawn Together. Tickets include a complimentary drink.
Other guests at Comica Festival 2012 include Alison Bechdel, Bryan Talbot, Kevin O’Neill, Joann Sfar, Oliver Frey, Posy Simmonds, Line Hoven and many more!
Many thanks for spreading this news.
The whole programme is online and being updated here: 

Happy Halloween – it’s the return of Cabra Cini: Voodoo Junkie Hitwoman!

 
Happy Halloween – it’s the return of Cabra Cini: Voodoo Junkie Hitwoman!

At a pivotal moment in her life, former crack-whore Cabra Cini found a new addiction–voodoo–and from there she crafted a new vocation–developing her own bastardized version of the dark art to carry out hits!

Introduced in Visionary Comics’ Digital Visions, Cabra is back in H!M Comics’ IF-X: Halloween–in which a friend’s Halloween fancy dress party is meant to be a night off for Ms. Cini–but events prove to be as eventful and bizarre as any of her assignments!

Written by Sam Johnson (Geek-Girl, Gold Town, The Almighties) and illustrated by Dan Lauer (Myth, Slam Dunk Kings, Zombie Highway), Cabra’s lead feature in the comic reveals a new side to her. Johnson fills us in, “Anyone familiar with Cabra Cini knows she’s a badass; she used to be in the unfortunate position of being her now-ex pimp’s abused girlfriend, and having gotten out of that ‘hole’ and found her vocation in life, she’s a much stronger woman–to the point that she’s feared by any who know her–but beneath her badass exterior, she is still a human being.”

Johnson continues, “No one has been able to get close to Cabra since she became the ‘Voodoo Lady’; though she does have physical ‘relations’ (as a former President might say) with her neighbor Jeff…

“Only, Jeff’s fallen for her. He’s been wanting to take things to the next level–for them to have a real relationship–he’s had this idea in his head for awhile, and after a couple of drinks at the party, Jeff’s going to make his move and try and break through the ‘wall’ Cabra’s put up. However–he may not like what he finds on the other side of it.”
Suggested for mature readers, Cabra Cini in ‘Bad Voodoo’ is the lead feature of IF-X: Halloween, Out Now, $2.99, b&w, 32 pages – and available to buy online at www.samjohnson-comics.blogspot.com. The comic also features ‘Brody and Lisa’, a supernatural romance strip from Kelci Crawford; and ‘Recovery Unit’, an offbeat vampire tale from Patrick McEvoy & David Beyer, Jr.
And if you didn’t catch Cabra’s debut, it’s up to read for free at the site!

Do I THINK When I Draw A Comic? The Question SHOULD Be Do I THINK!


I was asked about what I thought about when putting a comic together.  Well, firstly, there is the concept.  What is it going to be about is something I tend not to know until I’ve started drawing it.  Thankfully, my brain does usually allow me to know which character will be in it.

I do not use scripts. Everything unfolds as I draw it. For instance, in Krakos: Sands Of Terror I knew Krakos would be in Egypt but then I drew him on a bus tour of the pyramids!  By the time I had reached the final page I was thinking “End it with a big question mark!” but I then began drawing a “twist in the tale” that threw me off somewhat!

With Krakos there was a choice: I could try to take him down the super hero route or keep him as he was in the work of his creator, William A. Ward, as a regularly (if eccentrically) dressed man who is the “Angel of the Burning Death”!  The utter weirdness of some pages was not planned just drawn and for that I blame my brain.

Here’s an odd side-note. I had thought that “the many-eyed one” had first been seen in “Worlds Within Words” –part of the Dr Morg Trilogy.  However, there it is in Krakos! I can only assume that the great unspeakable evil mind-swiped me! So the very foundations for The Green Skies was first laid down in 2009 and I never knew it. Well, I must have known it if it is there even if three years later I didn’t know it.

Comics really screw you up.

Anyway, readers in the Netherlands, Germany and Finland (the only people I’ve ever heard from on the book) loved it.  Particularly the way in which Krakos defeated the Crimson Guardian with his, uh, “ultimate power”!  That I had no idea was going to happen but it seemed so right after it was drawn.

I do, of course, occasionally keep rough notes with equally rough sketches –I have several large and crammed full “Pukka” A4 note books.  Some of the stuff in them will never see the light of day but some might.  Most of the stuff is stored in my head. On a recent project I inserted a scene out of nowhere. It puzzled me. Last week I was digging through the stack of old sketch books and there was the scene from…1997!

A couple of one page sketches Ben Dilworth just sent me put me into a flurry of sketching and note-making last night at about Midnight!  Two new series or books worked out.  About a month ago, at 0200 hours, I sat up and filled about ten pages with notes and sketches.

Oh, just realised –Dilworth did not inspire 2 stories but 3!

So, the story is never set out in any detail and I like that as it can lead to some surprises even for me.  With The Return Of The Gods it was only planned for one character to die –that had been in the planning stages as far back as the 1980s.  However, others died at a creative whim –including characters I liked.  But it happened so that’s it.

What I think about, as a rule, is making book value for money.  Something that I would pick up if I saw it.
Back in 2000, I think it was, I got a letter from someone reviewing zines –it was a large, folded sheet of paper with some silly title.  Anyway, he wanted a copy of the previous Black Tower Adventure for review but it had sold out. So, I returned his cheque and sent a copy of the latest bumper sized Adventure (vol.1 no. 50).

Nothing back from him but I then saw a copy of his publication at a Bristol Comic Expo. I bought it. What a review! He stated that he had ordered a copy of Adventure but it was not in stock so I had returned his cheque and sent a “rather thick” newer issue. Quite seriously: he was complaining about having his cheque returned and that I had sent him a book with over 50 pages for nothing!!!!

It got ‘better’ as he noted that the comic featured characters that “have obviously been around for a long time with a lot of back history” –I still puzzle over that complaint. I had been publishing 20+ years and he had ordered issue 49 but seemed angry that the comic had been going so long.  I always put in a “what has happened so far” type intro to strips because that leaves the reader with the option of just reading the book they have or buying a back issue if they like the story.

This was the most negative review I had ever gotten because I had not taken the man’s cheque and had sent him a book with far more pages than the one he had ordered!  Interestingly, a mark on the cover of that issue showed me that he later sold it on ebay for over £20!

Most comic fans like getting a nice chunky book at a decent price, though!  I try to make sure that the covers look good and are fairly decent pieces of art in themselves. The back covers –ditto. I introduced the “Tower Of Power Pin-ups” to cover this! I like to add text features –about the artist if a reprint or something about the character(s).  It is something European readers seem to really like.

All Black Tower books are, of course, black and white (I am the biggest publisher of Independent black and white comics in the UK after all…I’m told in Europe, too).  So the colour covers should give the reader a taste of excitement so that she/he will look inside.

So, value for your Euro/£/$ is what I aim to give. And I hear from people that they tend to read the comics 2-3 times whereas they read their Marvels and DCs just once (Result!). With the odd exception most comics from BT can be read by anyone from 11 years upward and entertainment is the key word.

Also, Black Tower does not just publish comics.  There is illustrated Haiku, prose stories of horror as well as dark humour and even books on “World Mysteries” such as Some Things Strange and Sinister, Some More Things Strange And Sinister and even books on wildlife such as the Red Paper or early ballooning –Riders Of The Clouds.  Again, the mystery books (all A4 and profusely illustrated) get great reactions from outside the UK.

But comics are what Black Tower is known for and I must admit I do get really surprised by who refers to them.  In 2004 I was meeting with some naturalists and discussing distribution maps, food graphs and all that really dry stuff. As I was seeing the university folk off at the train station one turned: “Oh, a couple of my co-workers love your comics” –I was taken aback but then another asked: “Are you that Terry Hooper –Black Tower?”    At another meeting with police wildlife crimes officers I was asked about Black Tower Comics and all sorts of stuff comic related.

This is all odd since, comic community wise, I seem to be better known outside the UK than in it!

Does it matter so long as people read and enjoy the books? Not really and so long as I keep sitting at a table with a blank piece of paper and equally blank mind I’ll continue drawing!

I Eat Dead Pigeons And Sewer Rats -I Was Born From The Blood Of Spring-heeled Jack


I wrote, a while ago and in a semi-humorous tone, that most people working in comics were dumb-asses. Can I now remove “semi-humorous” and replace it with “serious”?

Firstly, I am still getting books with no information attached. I have had to check on books five times this week to get page counts, cover prices and other info that should have been sent with them.  Also, if you want a person to review your book email them info plus a few jpeg images to use in the review.  Why? Well, I’ve had people complaining that I did not “select the best pages” for my review.

I often ask people to send 2-4 pages that they WANT shown with the review.  I think only one person has ever done this.  The rest were all “We’ll leave that up to you as reviewer”….then they complain about my choices.

Look, if you check review sites you will find most show a cover image and the rest is text.  I was shocked at how many sites in France do this and not even the company sites offer sneak peaks at their new books. It is why I have always tried to include pages with reviews so a person can see what the art is like (Cinebook the 9th Art and Classical Comics do this with their books) and whether they might want to buy it.  Better than “Your review was great so I bought the book and the art was crap!”

As a reviewer my job is to review a book so there is no obligation to the publisher to do anything else. Scanning pages to include in the review is not part of the deal. No info, no jpeg images means your book does not get a high priority for review –I review it when I have time.  It’s the “Look, you as the publisher really cannot be bothered so I, as the reviewer, take a reciprocal approach” stance.  Probably a double-negative there but who gives a fried crap –no one reads these things.

Again, because it is hidden in plain sight to the right, here is the Reviews Policy if you have a book you want reviewed on CBO:

Reviews Policy Reminder

1. We do not touch Marvel or DC comics (well, to a certain extent these days)
2. The exception to [1] is if an artist or writer is working for either company but also works for Independent publishers .
3. We review and interview people/publications covering the Small Press and Independent Comics as well as those involved in Manga, Manhwa and Manhua.
4.  Because of legal problems as well as time wasting in the past where heavily promoted   books have never gone to print it is our STRICT POLICY that we do NOT base reviews on pdf documents.  We’ll look at them prior to interviews or to mention them in passing but if you WANT a review we need a hard copy.  No hard copy =NO review.
5.  Press Releases:Word Doc with one or two jpeg images.
DVD/Book  reviews
In the past we have been asked to review DVD releases [such as Speed Racer] and as it’s within our remit we said “yes”.  Then the DVDs never turn up [as with Speed Racer].
Our policy is this: You want a review of such items send them. Do NOT waste my time with needless and pointless correspondence.
Press Releases should go to:
hoopercomicsuk@yahoo.com
Review material to:
Terry Hooper
CBO
c/o: 203 Ashton Drive
Ashton Vale
Bristol BS3 2PY
UK
Not much to take in really.  Doesn’t matter whether the comic is in English or not. Obviously, foreign language we go by art, though.
Always, always ALWAYS send details such as:
*number of pages
*format [US/Mag., etc]
*cover price [if orderable from you include a postal cost if you can]
*contact info
There. Ever forget just check under Review Policy!
Terry
hoopercomicsuk@yahoo.com
CBO
c/o   203 Ashton Drive
Ashton Vale
Bristol BS3 2PY
UK

All of that ‘hidden’ here on CBO.  I should include: do not pretend that you are a “buddy” and want to be excluded from the guidelines cuz, you know, yer a good pal. I don’t have friends.  Oh, if you do not want to send a book for review DO NOT email me and say you’ve read the guidelines and will NOT be submitting your book!!

I do really believe that there are a lot of dumb-asses out there.  Let’s not get me started on creators whose livelihoods and careers have been negatively affected by certain crooks in comics but who respond with “He’ll tell you himself it’s all true –lovable rogue!”  Really? You get what you deserve, ass-head.

Pretty fuckin’ grim but I owe no one a “favour.”

Also, if you submit a book for review you will get an honest review.  Don’t care who you are.  If you send me a Press Release and I post it DO NOT contact me the next day and try to pretend I have made an error.  DO NOT tell me that I should be proof-reading your Press Release for errors.  DO NOT demand that I correct the errors that YOU have made….unless you are paying me?

You think all of the above is rare? Nope, it is almost weekly.  Miss-spelling someone like Herb Trimpe’s name as “Trimp” or “Trump” or even citing someone in your press release as “the creator of—-“ and when corrected stating “We meant he created the Silver Age —– not the Golden Age—–“ when the person referred to did not ‘create’ the Silver Age Comics version but started writing on the book about five years ago.

But it’s not all about reviewing or press releases.

There are people in the comics media who describe the Marvel character Red Skull as “one of Marvel’s first mutants” –he is not. Check out your comics history: the Red Skull mask was given to the anonymous Nazi by Hitler (it was only a side-effect of an early super soldier formula in the recent movie).

And for the info of a certain jerk: Aquaman is not a Silver Age creation but a Golden Age creation of Paul Norris and Mort Weisinger in…1941. And was later re-introduced on “Earth 1” in 1959 –lovely art by Ramona Fradon.

I could go on but I really would like to sit someone else in this chair for a month and see how they cope.

When it comes to the much-shortened blog list, well, I have explained this but…people asked me to put their blog on the CBO blog list. I say “Okay –but you have to put CBO on YOUR blog list” and this usually gets two responses:

1)  “Why should I publicise CBO –you’ve only reviewed a book of mine?”

2)  “No problem.”

Well, 1) gets the response that if my site is not good enough to be listed on your blog roll then I am not going to publicise yours.  2) usually gets followed up by my having noticed no links added and the response: “Oh, I thought I added that!” or “Wow, like I’ve had no time to add a link yet” (after 6 months or a year that never gets taken seriously).  Some have added a link but removed it after a week.  After 5-6 years you have to say “Why am I giving links to their sites and getting nothing in return?”

So, I gave everyone a warning that the links were coming off the blog roll unless there were CBO links added to their sites.  One person responded “I can’t see you doing that” so he was first off.  Links all removed and 5 people bleat “WHY have you removed our links on CBO?!!”  Maybe they were too busy having sex with “Miss Righty” to pay attention.

People from publishers, writers, artists and every other aspect of comicdom have taken advantage of CBO and in many –many– cases do not even say “thanks” for promoting their events or books or even pushing and backing them and their company/books when no one else would (and when they take off its “feck off CBO –we owe you nothing!”).

Changes were brought in and they are staying.

I eat dead pigeons and sewer rats.